I love when new followers are like
I warned you
I’ve been playing a shitload of Mount and Blade: Warband lately, particularly the Gekokujo mod, wherein Europe-esque Calradia is replaced with Sengoku-era Japan. The setting change is one among whole host of features, including the ability to enlist in the party of a daimyo or one of their vassals.
I made a new character who teamed up with the Nanbu, in the ranks of Nobunao’s own army, and we for some reason ended up going to war with the Date clan. In an event liable to make a history buff cringe, Nobby’s crew- with myself in tow- locked horns with Masamune himself, along with a couple hundred of his goons. As fate would have it, I stumbled upon the One-Eyed dragon himself while the melee was breaking out.
His horse had no handlebars, or even exhaust pipes for that matter.
Outraged, I speared him off his mount, and watched as my comrades swarmed and clobbered him into submission: The price to pay for his heinous betrayal and disappointment.
I sometimes make groundbreaking revelations and then quickly forget I had them.
I’m still not sure why I hated Pacific Rim when, thinking about it, it wasn’t that bad objectively. Then I realize it’s prolly because tumblr liked it so much.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on: